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One time I dreamed that I would have a successful clothing brand, you know, the kind of brand you see on the rack's at high end stores like Spencer's Gifts.  You know what I'm talking about.  Shirts with really cool phrases like, "I'd rather be pooping," An upset cartoon cat thinking, "Lasagna is just Spaghetti cake," or an image of a large breasted woman with the caption "Great Value."  Anyway, I'm not very creative so I joined Andrew Tate's War Room and learned about AI.  I found out that I could ask AI to make me cool catch phrases for shirts by just combining things people love.  For instance, this one is about social media and shellfish.  I think the phrase is very witty and I can relate to it because I'm old and don't understand snapchat.  I paid a guy in indonesia to do the art and when I asked him to add another line of text he said he ran out of font.  so I put it there myself in microsoft word.  Anyway, buy this shirt so I can make the computers give me more good ideas.


Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made 100% with ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable while the lack of side-seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts below.

.: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
.: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing.
.: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart.
.: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.


Width, in18.2520.2522.0024.0026.0027.7529.75
Length, in26.6228.0029.3730.7531.6232.5033.50
Sleeve length from center back, in16.2517.7519.0020.5021.7523.6323.63


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