You can call this the New World On-demand, jack, jacket jack!!!  I know you think you're out there stylin' and profilin' talking about taking women to space mountain, but we all know that's a lie dude.  You couldn't possibly pull any rats out the crowd if you aren't wearing this windbreaker, daddy-o.  You heard that right, this jacket breaks wind just like you when you eat too much dairy.  You should really have that checked out.

• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.21 oz/yd² (75 g/m²)
• Lightweight, water-resistant fabric
• Breathable mesh lining, reduces static
• Regular fit
• Elastic cuffs
• Hood and side pockets
• Zippable front
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!